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Joke of the Day

"Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality... Unfortunately, he won't publish his research because he doesn't trust peer review."

"Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce? Because it happened in the *past*a."

"My friend and I got featured on a listicle. We both think that most listicles are awful attempts to just get ad revenue but hey, at least we're on the same page."

"Germany used to have a large French speaking region. It was called France"

"Joseph confronts Mary... Joseph: ""Mary, I've heard you've been prostituting your body through the town!"" Mary: ""Don't worry, Joseph. I was just trying to make a little prophet."""

"Scientists Find Zika Might Be Transmitted by Oral Sex The study suggests a little head may result in a little head."

"According to my fitness app, I ate a 6 mile fruit roll-up."

"Today, I played God. I saw a bug, suffering. I watched it for a couple of minutes. Then I kept watching, and watching, and watching..."

"Why couldn't the lizard have any children? It had a reptile dysfunction!"

"Chicken to turkey: ""Only Thanksgiving and Christmas??? You're lucky with us it's any Sunday."""