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Joke of the Day

"What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse? ""OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there... Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick."""

"It's Autism Awareness Day Just letting you all know"

"Every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting."

"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."

"you say ""sitting in your parents' basement wearing pajamas"" like it's a bad thing"

"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"

"The only people I know I'm superior to are the ones who announce the break they're taking from Facebook."

"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"

"Why bachelors are skinner than married men A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed. A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge."

"Who invented rhetorical questions? How should I know?"