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Joke of the Day
"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."
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"Woman across from me will NOT shut up about her where she works. Ugh, I hate job interviews."
"*reads menu for reasonable amount of time ""I'll take the food."""
"When your girlfriend says ""I love you"" reply with ""I love you more!"" Because relationships are competitions that must be won."
"How many Trump supporters does t take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just make the Mexicans do it."
"[Walking around park with kid] Daughter: Daddy, why is grass green? Me: Because God wants to remind me I have no money everywhere"
"Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it."
"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."
"If a green man lives in a green house... And a purple man lives in a purple house, And a orange man lives in an orange house, Who lives in a white house? A black man."
"What's the best way to get to the mental hospital? Take the psychopath!!"