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Joke of the Day
"""Your mom is over capacity."" - me under my breath to twitter a second ago"
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"""ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!"" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal."
"Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat"
"What if Hitler killed all the Jews The Fine brothers wouldnt exist. Thats all I wanted to say."
"*at a funeral* haha. they should have provided SOUL food, lol. *nudges crying lady next to me* hey. they should have had SOUL food here haha"
"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."
"What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud."
"If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets It's that they're very attractive"
"I keep my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. Easy! It's right next to the sage."
"What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use? Ill-gotten gains"