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Joke of the Day

"If theres one thing ive learnt in the past dating magnets It's that they're very attractive"

"Did you guys hear about that pastor who refused to perform a Full House themed lesbian wedding? Apparently he didn't want to marry Kate and Ashley."

"People who leave voicemails are probably the same people who will wait in line to have someone bag their stuff when self-checkout is free."

"Saw this advert in a window... It said ""television for sale,$1,volume stuck on full"".I thought,""I can't turn that down"""

"Rule number one of crossfit always talk about crossfit!"

"What's a British student's favourite drink? M.I.Tea"

"What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control? Grandparents."

"A young musician left his priceless Stradivarius violin on a train in Germany. But it was returned... no strings attached. Wait...what ?"

"What's the great thing about having aids for gay men No need to worry about getting it again"

"I once had a lot of arguments and rants with my bank manager. But then I decided to consolidate all my rants into one simple monthly outburst."