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Joke of the Day

"I keep my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. Easy! It's right next to the sage."

"I don't understand why subway has to train their employees. We do that for them everytime we order & tell them EXACTLY how to make a sub."

"When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul."

"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""you're racist for clicking on this joke""."

"In person it's lying, but in texting, you can just call it a typo."

"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."

"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"

"Why don't people win the lotto Because the NSA runs it"

"So..... That thing on top ""i"" So the little dot on top of the letter i has a name.... You"