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Joke of the Day

"What is the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud."

"Going to dress up as a Jedi today and open automatic doors for people with the force. NO YOU GET A LIFE."

"Q: Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" A: Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.."

"Did you hear about the great Alphabet war of 1938? The last letter of the alphabet declared war on all the not-zs."

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

"Batman : Do you bleed?? Wonderwoman : No Batman : ugh.. You forgot to take the pill again didn't you??"

"What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party? Namaste."

"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."

"*wakes up after all night party* *rolls over* *rolls over* *rolls over* How did I get on this escalator?"