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Joke of the Day

"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."

"I'd probably have more friends if I didn't answer every call with ""Why did you save my number?"""

"You send yourself a message through time. ""Invest in google"" it says. You don't have money in the past either. Nothing Changes"

"How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's okay. I'll just sit here in the dark."

"What does PONTIAC stand for? Poor Old Nincompoop Thinks It's A Cadillac"

"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"

"Behind every successful status update, there is a Ctrl C & Ctrl V"

"The only thing a woman wants jumping out of a cake is another cake."

"We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask ""am I sexuaaaal?"" and don't get a ""yeeeeeeah!"" in response, you need a new crew."

"My corner store failed because most people want more than just the corners of stuff."