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Joke of the Day
"What if Hitler killed all the Jews The Fine brothers wouldnt exist. Thats all I wanted to say."
Next Joke
"Sometimes my memory is not quite as good as my forgettery."
"Recent studies link bacon to cancer. ""Ya, don't eat bacon, you'll get so much cancer"", said one pink scientist."
"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"
"I have a job for you planting tulips.... ON DIS DICK!"
"I accidentally dropped a piece of my bagel in the trash and it feels like a relative died."
"I just tore a dumpling in half It was wonton destruction"
"Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup? Um looks to me to be backstroke sir"
"Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!"
"Just asked a girl if she was from Gotham. She said, ""No, why?"" I said b/c you look like The Penguin."