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Joke of the Day
"I'm fluent in Mandarin said the orange."
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"TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking it. Oops. Wrong sub."
"My cat just started kneading my back in bed and I said ""not now"" so wish us luck we're officially married."
"[PICKLE] Our first chance to help our new ally! http://www.reddit.com/r/pickle/comments/1a2xg8/next_attack_for_our_entire_army_march_12th_at_520/"
"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."
"I need to know your best 'Yo Mama' Joke. I just got schooled in a Yo mama rank fest(Yes i'm 39, so what) and I need some serious ammo to get back at this ass. Thank you all."
"So I says to him I says, Rectum!? Damn near killed him!"
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"
"My friend asked me if I had any black in me I told him not since I got out of prison."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar"