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Joke of the Day

"Why don't we drink chicken milk? It tastes fowl."

"The best part about Puppy Bowl? Since all the puppies are already neutered, there's no worry about deflated balls giving one team an advantage..."

"When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?"

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"

"I am suffering from Tinnitus Feminale... ... Everytime a women moves her lips, I hear a loud ringing."

"I've never understood why new pencils come unsharpened... Seems pretty pointless to me."

"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar!"

"Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white? It's because it works!"

"Sexy is being tickled with a feather... Kinky is being tickled with a chicken"