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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we drink chicken milk? It tastes fowl."
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"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."
"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."
"Did you hear about that new car made entirely from wood? It's crazy! Wooden wheels, wooden windows, wooden engine... Wooden move."
"What do you call a fake Apple product? An i-phony"
"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"A joke my six year old nephew told at dinner tonight. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
"A cheeseburger walks into the bar... And the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."" Sorry"
"Just heard someone screaming outside and my instinct was to turn up the TV. Whatever the opposite of a superhero is, I'm that."
"My wife got mad at me for my long-term addiction to watching Bruce Willis movies. I told her old habits die hard"