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Joke of the Day
"I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday."
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"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile."
"*takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. ""sir that's windex."" yes, yes, ill take a bottle."
"My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back .... I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement."
"I searched for a Colt 45 Silencer online... Result: http://puu.sh/mXB3Y/129ff5c7f0.jpg P.S. If this is the wrong subreddit, let me know."
"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."
"Be sure to use the word ""irony"" correctly. It means when something's, you know, just weird."
"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes ""Cool, now we're both barking!"""
"*Feels the cool breeze caressing my skin* Cool breeze: I have a girlfriend"
"So I slept right through the blood moon event this morning, I'm more of a crip moon guy anyway."