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Joke of the Day

"I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday."

"My bunny thumps at trash collectors. Nice to know that if the Sanitation Dept. ever has ill intentions, she won't stand for any of that shit"

"I Need To Tell You All SomeThing Very Important. Sanic Ate A Burrito Then Pooped On Bready."

"I'm a proud member of DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia."

"I realised today after seeing gray hair in the mirror that my dream of being a child star will never happen."

"I sometimes sit in the space between two buildings holding a large heap of catnip. You know, to get me some BACK ALLEY PUSSY."

"I'm no fan of Smokey the Bear. He's just the first step on the slippery slope to vigilantism."

"Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth? He wanted to smoke a joint!"

"Spin the bottle is a lot like Russian Roulette if there's an ugly person there."

"I don't think I'm a father but I better celebrate just incase I am..."