202014
Joke of the Day
"FUN PRANK: tweet ""going hang gliding!!!!"" then don't tweet again for 12 years"
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"Are jokes about Islam funny? Absolutely, they're a blast."
"TIL The New Jersey Devils have never changed their logo or uniform design/colours. No new New Jersey jersey."
"""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife"
"A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.. ""You mean a martini?"" the bartender asks. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."
"My friend is addicted to brake fluid... ...but he says he can stop anytime"
"[praying in church] Please God let church end early"
"Q: What did one ocean say to the other ocean? A: Nothing, they just waved."
"The free internet services I use the least are the ones that email me the most often to tell me how useful they are."