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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl you must be a Charmander... cause yo tail end is *fire*."
Next Joke
"You like parachuting? That's messed up... you like the Paris Shooting!?"
"What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh"
"My girlfriend called me a racist I said that's an awfully big word for a midget."
"Psychic wanted: You know where to apply."
"How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam? Egypt."
"Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket."
"I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects."
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
"[Talking w/Doc] The wife wants to try period sex ""Seems unsanitary to me"" I dont think u understand- *wife bursts in wearing medieval armor*"