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Joke of the Day
"My town is so small... the Village Idiot doubles as the Mayor."
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"Why isn't the guy who wrote ""Danger Zone"" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media? He forgot his Loggins"
"Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems."
"Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs."
"Kylo Ren used to complain his parents were passive aggressive. Well, boo hoo. My dad was actively aggressive. Just ask my hand."
"I know someone who's addicted to brake fluid. They say they can stop any time."
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive"
"I sleep with a squirt gun under my pillow just in case a gang of cats break in while I'm sleeping."
"What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Can't- elope!"
"I can't believe I'm in class on Presidents' Day. This is an obamanation."