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Joke of the Day
"I honestly never believed that whole story about Lance Armstrong walking on the moon."
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"A man visits the doctor... ...who says to him ""*Okay, Sir, I think you're going to have to stop masterbating""* *""But why, Doc?*"" the man replies. ""*Because this is the waiting room*""."
"""Strap On"" backwards is ""No Parts"""
"I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing"
"Our team is doing so badly that ""Manager of the Month"" isn't an award. It's an appointment!"
"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."
"What do you call two crows? Attempted murder"
"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"
"What letter appears most frequently in the word CANADA?"
"I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture. It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe."