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Joke of the Day
"My life is an open book. But it's very poorly written and I die in the end."
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"Person submits resume and gets a job. ."
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"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? Both had Kurds in their way."
"""Dad can you write in the dark?"" ""I think so. What is it you want me to write?"" ""Your name on this report card."""
"Due to my obsessive reading I have a wonderful vocabulary of words I can't use in conversation, because I don't know how to pronounce them."
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"I watch Amateur BDSM for the same reason people watch NASCAR the accidents."