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Joke of the Day
"Should I buy a pizza? Heads I do, tales I ignore the coin."
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"""Do you ever get the feeling Mitch is an undercover cop?"" [MITCH enters] MITCH: Hey guys! *speaking into shirt collar* I brought the drugs"
"Dad: ""Son, if you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind."" Son: ""I'm over here Dad."""
"Person A: Do you know the shelf life of Cocaine? Person B: I don't know Person A: Nobody knows. Sniff"
"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"
"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"
"I'm not stalking you but I have managed to trace your family tree back to 1724"
"Hospital... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ""No change yet."""
"Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports"
"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."