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Joke of the Day

"My gf said she is going to leave me because of my obsession with the monkeys... I didn't believe her at first, But then i saw her face and now im a believer."

"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."

"So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline."

"Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level."

"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"

"Hitler wasn't all that bad, He killed Hitler."

"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"

"[dont let him know you're a sponge] Waitress: *spills drink on table* GERONIMO *bellyflops on table* SPRAY SOME CLEANER I GOT THIS oh damn"

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"