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Joke of the Day

"Hitler wasn't all that bad, He killed Hitler."

"Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears."

"""You're under arrest for trespassing."" ""On what grounds?"" -FromJokester4Android"

"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"

"I have a Pakistani girl friend. Last night she said that she wanted to blow me. Now I wasn't sure if I should lower my pants or call the cops."

"Two red blood cells met and fell in love. But alas, it was in vein."

"Ideas are like kids Don't have them"

"BARBER: would you like a hot towel? ME: buddy, I don't objectify towels"

"Hide & Seek Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U."

"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""