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Joke of the Day
"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"
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"I ate one of those orange Hostess cupcakes and now I have to live in the sewers."
"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
"2 sheep are standing on a hill One turns to the other and says ""Baaa!"". The other sheep says ""I was just going to say that""."
"1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food."
"Did you hear about the lady who ate her dog? She said it tasted like bark."
"Science flies you to the moon Religion flies you into buildings"
"My wife tried on a dress, it did not fit. She bought a cake out of frustration. IT FIT."
"What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender? TRANSportation"
"If Hide and Seek was created by the Arabs... It would be called Hide and Sheikh"