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Joke of the Day
"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia"
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"Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you."
"Throughout my entire life, there have always been two things I can count on My hands"
"Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia? Cuz you'd be snowed-in"
"So a gay guy just bought a house... He is now a Homowner"
"Girl: Mom mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well keep out of the kitchen I've just washed the floor."
"The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor"
"Brangelina is no more. And it's really sad to see that Brad Pitt is now just 'Br' while Angelina Jolie gets her whole forename back."
"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked"
"Last night in bed, my wife said we should try some role reversal. So I told her, I had a headache."