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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"
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"My wife said: ""Can my mother come down for the weekend?"" So I said: ""Why?"" And she said: ""Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already."""
"One cool thing about marriage is that when you hate each other, the marriage keeps you together until you like each other again."
"R.I.P water You will be mist!"
"Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?"
"Why are Jewish movies different from other movies? Because they are uncut."
"I have a dark sense of humor but being a normally good person, *people don't see it.*"
"What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ? A Gorilla"
"How does a nice guy change a light bulb? He doesn't. He just compliments it and then gets pissed when it won't screw."
"My wife saw an ad in a window Which said ""tampons 50cents"" Is that true, she asked the shopkeeper... Very true, he said....""no strings attached"""