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Joke of the Day

"[dont let him know you're a sponge] Waitress: *spills drink on table* GERONIMO *bellyflops on table* SPRAY SOME CLEANER I GOT THIS oh damn"

"God and the devil were arguing with each other... ... God says to him ""I've had it! I'm taking you to court."" The devil says back ""yeah? Well where are you going to get a lawyer?"""

"Seal walks into a club ..."

"What does a flamboyantly gay Gingerbread man do when he gets angry? He ginger-snaps. http://i49.tinypic.com/22gqk7.jpg"

"What did the hippie say about all of the math problems? They're all, like, equal to me..."

"As an adult, I don't like talking about church I went as a kid, but it's a touchy subject"

"I hate gender roles. They make me so angry and virile and strong"

"My girlfriend said she wanted to get properly measured for a new a bra... I said, ""Of course, it's not your eyeliner... You don't want to wing it."""

"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everyone can roast beef"

"Sometimes I get to lazy to fini"