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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar and a table, and some chairs, and stumbles out."
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"Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs did the also go up?"
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"What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk."