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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"
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"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."
"Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word."
"You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard."
"How do I submit a joke? Do I hand my life in?"
"Why did a man eat a clock? He wanted to pass some time."
"HEAD OF THE NATIONAL WEATHER SEVICE: so how will we name all these hurricanes? GARY, WHOS BEEN DIVORCED 31 TIMES: i have an idea"
"I use to worry I was a nihilist... but then I realized I don't care."
"Hotel guest to desk clerk: ""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Desk clerk: ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck."""
"If I wear a wizard hat and robe to my cousin's wedding this weekend, I bet no one asks me if I'm next."