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Joke of the Day

"what's Forrest Gump's password 1forrest1"

"I replaced the bulb in my refrigerator with a tanning bulb... that way if I ever get fat, at least I'll have nice color."

"Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite? Because it's always past-tents."

"Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims."

"1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening."

"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."

"Just read a really great tweet that was 140,000 characters long called a book."

"If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce"

"Forgot to do laundry again. I bet everyone at work is going to love my prom dress."

"I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies."