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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."
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"[1st date] *stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous 'u know ur eating a candle right?' yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that"
"The Terminator would have been better if they'd cast Jim Parsons. ""Bazinga"" is so much better than ""I'll be back."""
"WHAT DO YOU CALL...... Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN SOMEONE FARTS IN A GAY BAR? A: A PICK UP LINE"
"Going to see the new batman tonight, heard it got killer reviews."
"What if there was a Christian version of ISIS called CHRISIS?!"
"What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium."
"I heard you put your dick in peanut butter jar... That's fucking nuts"
"DVDs died beacuse of Torrents. Hence, DVD Rip."
"I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires"