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Joke of the Day
"If Bruce decides to become a comedienne, what will his stage-name be? Fanny Bruce"
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"What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus? ""This is my body, I'm nice with jam."""
"What is worse than the earthquake in Italy? The Holocaust."
"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"
"A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes... My dogs don't even own bikes.."
"A black man and an autistic man walk into a bar The autistic man orders a shot, but the black man gets it instead"
"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy He was only doing what he thought was reich."
"*watching my hamster gnaw on his tiny broadsword* you are a disgrace to your lineage and bring great shame upon this house"
"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."
"What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !"