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Joke of the Day

"Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite? Because it's always past-tents."

"What is a condom with a hole? Kinder Surprise"

"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."

"What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol? Cripple Sec"

"I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests. I said to him, ""Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"" He replied, ""Which one?"" I responded, ""The composer."""

"I like working out. Sometimes I still feel like I have the body of a teenager, but then I remember I buried that slut like, a week ago."

"Research says that if you're afraid of spiders, you're most likely to find them in your bedroom. I'm afraid of men with accents so..."

"Behavioral Health What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder? A myclonic jerk."

"Have you ever had a female horse escape from the stables into the forest in the late evening? It's a nightmare."

"What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? It's not my fault."