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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."
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"What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping? A baegull."
"Why did Turkey disappear? Because Austria was Hungary."
"This morning I was at the atm when an elderly woman asked if I could check her balance So I pushed her over"
"LPT: If you feel too cold, and can't afford central heating ...Just stand in a corner of your house. They are usually ~ 90"
"How was copper wire invented? A Dutchman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny."
"You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word ""sober"" without making air quotes"
"What's the similarity between American beer and making love in a canoe? Fucking close to water"
"Blondes What is a blondes favourite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme."
"Got a HJ (""handjob"") from a FRUIT! [NSFW if you can't have handjob jokes @ W] He gave apple and made me kumquats!"