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Joke of the Day
"How do you blind an Asian? With dental floss."
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"I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi. You can imagine my disappointment."
"What bounces and makes little children cry? My donation check to Feed the Children!"
"They say to wait a few months before throwing down $1000+ on something, to see if you still want it. Unfortunately, my land lord doesn't seem to agree."
"What's that one place in Thailand called? Ahh Phuket. Nevermind."
"What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age? Sum-Young Ho"
"*gingerly maneuvers the garbage can back into place between a stack of crown molding we'll never use and your antique pesticide collection*"
"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."
"Why did the cow go moo? [NSFW] Because (s)he's a fucking cow."
"Which element is unsure of it's gender? Sili-kin"