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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."

"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool."

"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."

"Duct tape is like the Force It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together."

"Women are like bacon, they smell great, taste delicious and kill you slowly. Men are like bacon because we're pigs."

"Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop? Cause it got al dente'd up!"

"*Knock Knock* Come in."

"dave chappelle as a BLACK WHITE SUPREMACIST http://www.shortform.com/chocolatethunder/weheartcomedy/dave-chappelle-black-white-supremacist"

"Why are men better cooks than women? Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months."