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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."

"My inappropriate uncle told me this one when I was 11: Where do cousins come from? ant holes"

"What do you call a sauna massage? A saussage"

"I would imagine paying your bills at a library in Prague has to be easy. You know, with all of the Czech books and whatnot."

"I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong, I said ""I have a clog in my intestines"" she responds with ""you need to stop eating shoes"""

"Are designated drivers only for people who drink?? Coz I've already dropped my keys twice just walking to my car."

"*slides $5 to the funeral director* Maybe you can get me the widow's phone number?"

"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."

"What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank? A polterheist."

"How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"