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Joke of the Day
"Olive Oil What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's cock."
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"I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed."
"What do you call a threesome with two guys and a girl? ...a DVD."
"[Court] ""Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"" Me: yes. *GF from the back* DO THESE PANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
"My entire life is just a test To see whether I'll commit suicide or homicide first."
"Dreamed last night the world was running out of air. We figured out how to make it with carrots and broccoli. Al Gore, call me."
"God invented co-workers to remind us that dying alone wouldn't be such a bad thing."
"A woman walks into a bar. She asks the bartender for a double entendre, and the bartender gives it to her."
"What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays? Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."
"I'm not saying my wife is fat... but I struggle to lift her photograph"