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Joke of the Day

"Dreamed last night the world was running out of air. We figured out how to make it with carrots and broccoli. Al Gore, call me."

"Put my grandma on speed dial Call that Instagram. My friend told me this a little while ago."

"Him: Let's play ""show me your binky."" Me: Hey Father, this is a fucked up confession. Can't I just say a Hail Mary?"

"I have a knock-knock joke for you... but you have to start it."

"I can tell you how to view NSFW content while at your desk. Get to work, Michael! You're not getting paid to watch models who have ""MAGA"" tattooed on their breasts."

"Just got out of the shower and realized I forgot to wash my butthole. Oh well, there's always next Sunday."

"I play my women like I play the cello. I don't play the cello."

"My wife decided to adopt a dog from the shelter So now I have to come home to a raging bitch and a poodle."

"A defendant showed his small penis to the court to prove that he's innocent of rape The judge decided that it wouldn't stand up"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball She choked"