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Joke of the Day

"I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed."

"I am AWFUL at picking up if a woman is into me. Even if one said, ""I want to do you."" I'd respond, ""What do you mean? Like an impression?"""

"If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday."

"A friend of mine can bj his own cock He brought out a big black dildo."

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and they shouldn't be aired in public."

"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"

"What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID? an impasta!"

"I was wondering where the ball went then it hit me"

"why can't you keep a jew in jail? they eat lox..."

"Why do engineers have to practice their social skills? So they don't forget either of them."