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Joke of the Day

"My entire life is just a test To see whether I'll commit suicide or homicide first."

"Don't waste electricity. Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"

"[during sex] HER: I want you to make me scream ME: *tosses spider onto her chest*"

"What's the food equivalent to Rachel Dolezal? ...a hamburger."

"Why did the knight stop using the internet? Because he was sick of chainmail."

"Did you hear about the heroin addict who accidentally injected food coloring? They say he dyed in vein."

"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."

"Kids, you'll never know the pain of digging the innards of a loved cassette out of a cheap stereo and crying as you wind it up with a pencil"

"I think 50 cent stands a chance against Floyd Mayweather I don't know about 12, But I know 50 cent can take 9 rounds"

"I was just scammed out of 25 dollars. I purchased a dvd titled ""Tiger Woods' favorite 18 holes."" It turned out to be about golf. Tell others so that they can avoid this scam too!!"