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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying my wife is fat... but I struggle to lift her photograph"
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"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"I saw a kid pretending to be a dinosaur by himself today... He looks lonely so I decided to go and join him. After a while, his mother came by and told me off. Turns out he had Cerebral Palsy."
"My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore."
"""My relationship with golf is starting to suffer"" ""Oh yeah?"" ""Yeah.. We're going through a rough patch"""
"I've never lost a game of monopoly But I have lost a lot of friends."
"You hear the one about the Blind Prostitute? You gotta hand it to her"
"Drink this wine, it's the blood of Christ.Eat this bread, it's the body of Christ.Jesus pulls out hotdog, ""Now hear me out"""
"It's the 21st century, people. Why in the world do we still have mornings?"
"If Donald Trump becomes President... there will be hell toupee."