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Joke of the Day

"What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays? Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday."

"Why was Han Solo dissapointed in his Blow Job from Princess Leia? It was Chewy"

"To all the fisherman out there... You da reel MVP"

"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."

"Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular."

"Aasians hate the NFL Cause theres no more rice"

"My girlfriend once used Vaseline when she gave me a handjob . . I came four or five times trying to wash it off."

"If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot."

"I once took out the trash for four straight months Then we broke up."

"Coca-cola should make a Coca-cola flavored candy cane and call it a Coke Cane."