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Joke of the Day

"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"

"What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts"

"Thought of this the other day as a 22 y/o... How do you win the vegetable race? You need to get ahead of lettuce"

"What is black and white and is nearest to South America O-Rio"

"What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane."

"I'm very serious about my cereal. I'm all about that Life."

"Q.How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit? A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes"

"2 blondes walk into a building You would think one of them would have seen it"

"I came up with a plan to help people with debt, it's called ""Don't buy shit you can't afford!"""

"Sometimes I picture my wedding and other times I take off one pant leg stare into nothing for 15 minutes then take off the other leg"