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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."
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"What came first, the chicken or the egg? (dirty) The Rooster. ( )"
"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."
"At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it."
"An engineer major asks... ""How can we build this?"" A business major asks, ""How can we finance this?"" A liberal arts major asks, ""Do you want fries with that?"""