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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He's not coming."
Next Joke
"Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend."
"Studies show 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of our population."
"I honked at the funeral procession out of SUPPORT"
"So I blew positive for alcohol today and got arrested... Positive is my neighbor's dog's name"
"Not all Muslims are terrorists It's just the ones with short fuses"
"what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator"
"""Smells fresh. Like a tropical island."" ""Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"""
"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."
"What is green and has cake? Grass. The cake is a lie."