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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I'm watching porn and suddenly there's a man's butthole right in my face. And I'm like ""go away, dad. I'm watching porn."""

"German sausages... are the wurst."

"""Just spots"" ""I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."" ""Did you ever see a doctor?"" ""No, just spots."""

"Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00."

"Why did God invent men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn"

"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."

"How do you know you have a high sperm count? She's got to chew before swallowing."

"Jokes What did the lion say to the bee"

"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"