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Joke of the Day

"Those ""Speed Enforced by Aircraft"" signs don't understand how eager I am to get pulled over by an F-16."

"There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises."

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."

"I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday. I said, ""Give me all your money now, bitch, or you're geography."" ""Don't you mean history?"" she replied. I said, ""Don't try to change the subject."""

"The jerk store called. Turns out they were just worried about me; hadn't seen me in a while. It was nice."

"Confucius say... Man who run in front of car get tired."

"I've always wanted to play smooth jazz while making love... ...but apparently the bedroom is an inappropriate place for a drumkit."

"Mexicans used to excel at cross-country... ... but Donald Trump could be the reason they get a gold in pole-vaulting"

"""do you answer the phone while having sex"" a woman asks her friend. The friend says ""only if its my husband calling me..he's my husband after all""."

"What do you call a redneck with two sheep? A Pimp"