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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by taking the wrong baby home from the hospital Oops, wrong bub."

"Do you want to hear a joke? Women's rights."

"US voters have definitively proven You can go black and then go back"

"Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A: A bite in shining armour."

"What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !"

"Liquids with high viscosity... Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance? They resist Flo."

"Bigfoot, an alien, and a Pilgrim walk into a bar. I need a punch line."

"I have a weird fungal infection on my foot... I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me."

"best sunscreen ever... Xbox 360"

"With the Brexit vote being compared to the Presidential election, I have only one thing to say Make America Great Britain again!"