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Joke of the Day

"German sausages... are the wurst."

"9/10 people are retarded I'm glad I'm a part of the 1%."

"Life tip: do stuff even though it's hard and you suck at it"

"My son is a real hand full. I didn't have any tissues handy."

"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."

"How is Donald Trump going to improve American produce? He is going to make American grapes again."

"Two fish are in a tank. One looks to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Just said, ""Sorry, I have to go,"" out loud to my computer."

"I was about to tell a gay joke butt fuck it!"

"What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp? I don't know, I'm just flying the drone"