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Joke of the Day

"""Just spots"" ""I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."" ""Did you ever see a doctor?"" ""No, just spots."""

"What do vegan cannibals eat? Only vegetables."

"Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition."

"What do you call a pig sneak attack? A Hambush."

"What has long ears hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny."

"Snow White and the Three Dwarfs met Goldilocks and the Seven Bears at a party last week They exchanged numbers"

"What do you say to piss off a british farmer? You're a peon."

"So, my wife makes moonshine.... ...but I love her still."

"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys..."