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Joke of the Day

"Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son."

"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."

"Check up time. I've just been for my 6 month check up and everything seem to be going well until he slipped his finger in to check my prostate. I will not be using that dental practise again."

"While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast."

"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"

"Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?"

"Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name. He's changing it to Ernie Anders."

"An elephant, a 500lb gorilla, and a naked emperor walk into a room Nobody says a thing."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. I'm so sorry.."

"Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!"