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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay indian? A Brave Sucker Best friends dad coughed this one up to his son-in-law that was native american."

"I thought I saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash."

"Just LMAO and spent 6 hours in surgery getting it reattached. It's not funny."

"Sex is like putting money in the bank.... When you take it out, the interest is all gone."

"My mute grandfather always said:"

"Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, ""Is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The other one looks at him and replies, ""HOLY SHIT, A TAKING MUFFIN!!"""

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible."

"You know, the world doesn't revolve around you! ...because it'd take too long if it did."

"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."

"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"