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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. I'm so sorry.."
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"How many X does it take to lightbulb? Karma?"
"What do you call a fake noodle? ...*dramatic pause*... An imPASTA!"
"What language does a homosexual jew speak? .....Heblew"
"I'm not racist... I own a color tv!"
"What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice"
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and a Ferrari? I didn't lose my virginity to a Ferrari."
"Two jumper cables walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""I'm gonna serve you guys, but you have to promise not to start something""."
"Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""