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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders is so fed up with the BS in politics that he is changing his name. He's changing it to Ernie Anders."

"I'm a responsible person. People are always saying ""I know you're responsible for this."""

"At first, I was merely a stock trading enthusiast... ...but now I'm fully invested."

"Who fancies going to Tunisia? I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too."

"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off things? Rick O'Shea"

"What happens when you join two Koreans together? Linkin Park."

"Want to hear a joke? Bacontaco"

"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the picnic? Because he burnt all the Franks."

"Gemini: You may find yourself wondering if you're dreaming or not. A simple test is to punch a cop in the face."

"My wife keeps telling me to stop drinking I tell her to stop lying, there is no way she can see through 2 black eyes."